Rob Ford has been a very bad boy this year. He may be the only politician in history who has managed to smoke crack with hoods, get caught on camera, try to buy the video, call a reporter a pedophile, deny all of it, then fess up with the authenticity of a used car salesman. No offence, used car salesmen.
It’s that time of year, and naturally, Santa tried to deliver some coal to Rob Ford’s office yesterday. It was actually an ad agency who started a campaign to put Ford on the naughty list, and based on people’s pledges they ended up with about 30 wheelbarrows of real coal and showed up at city hall to deliver it.
Well, yesterday also happened to be the day Rob Ford bobbleheads went on sale for the second time, so safe to say it was a madhouse at city hall.
One Ford supporter yelled at Santa, get a job! To which Santa replied, I have one, sir.
Unfortunately, security booted him out before he could deliver the coal.
Seriously, not even Santa can punish Rob Ford for everything he’s done this year.