A British man broke out of jail because he was sick of rap music. Usually people who’ve spent time behind bars complain about the beds or the food or the lack of room service; this guy was just sick of hearing his fellow inmates play rap constantly. The inmate was caught and sentenced to an additional 10 months behind bars…that’s 10 more months of sucker MCs and whack flow.
The customer is always right, especially when they have a deadly weapon on them. A Texas woman ordered a corn dog, wasn’t happy with it, and when employees offered her a new one she threatened them with a knife. She’s been charged and put in jail, but being known now as the crazy corn dog lady is probably the worst of her punishments.
Don’t do drugs, seriously. Some neighbours in Florida were smoking crack together when an altercation broke out, and one man started swinging a machete at another man. Why there was a machete in the house, is beyond me. But why anyone would be into smoking crack and wasting a beautiful day in Key Largo Florida is also beyond me.