The Simpsons and The Griffins will unite for a crossover episode this September, as previously reported by Fox.
One show clip was viewed at a network presentation showing Bart and Stewie skateboarding together while Homer & Peter get into a fight. Lisa will befriend Meg, encouraging her to discover some of her skills while Marge and Lois walk away from the life of a housewife. As for Brian and Santa’s Little Helper…your guess is as good as mine.
From Cosmopolitan: Sexy Things To Do After Sex
…because everyone can use a tip…ha ha didn’t even mean to make a dirty joke there but I think I just did?
Suggest a shower or bath for two. Any situation that has you hot, wet, nude, and invading his personal space is a winner. Start by taking turns slowly scrubbing each other’s back, shoulders, and neck. Then press up against him for some sexy snuggling under the water, running your slippery, sudsy hands over his back and butt. The heat-soaked environment not only keeps your bods superclose, but it also actually prolongs the postorgasmic flush of your just-finished booty session. Here’s how: “As the hot water hits your skin, it stimulates blood flow and circulation, which keeps your body feeling aroused,” says Sandor Gardos, PhD, a sexologist in San Francisco.
Give Him a Massage
Just because the sex is over doesn’t mean it’s hands-off. Massage is a great way to maintain that physical connection for you, while prolonging his buzz. For a more relaxing and sensual session, position yourself so that you’re lying on your side, facing him. “Trace light circles on his torso. Starting at the chest, move around the navel, skim the pelvic bone and continue back up,” says Steve Capellini, massage therapist and author ofMassage For Dummies.
If the first romp has left you craving a repeat performance—but he’s totally wiped out—turn your attention downstairs for some self-stimulation and leave the invitation open for him to take over. “Guys need time to recover before they can go again, and this is only made more difficult if they feel pressured,” says Kuriansky. “So let him know you had an amazing time and you just want him to be there while you make the most of how aroused you feel.”
Being held after sex feels so good for you, while he gets to kick back and indulge his snooze reflex. And the good news is, it’s somewhat of a myth that men are turned off by a little after-sex cuddling. “There is an assumption that men are more emotionally detached from intercourse than women are. But a lot of them do want to feel that closeness too,” explains Carolynn Hillman, a sex therapist in New York City.