A Florida man (do I even have to say it?) was posing as a cop and decided to use his fake authority to pull over a car. Unfortunately for him, it was an unmarked cop car…he was smart enough not to try to arrest them once he realized his jig was up.
This is great. An 89 year old man and World War II vet escaped his seniors’ home in England yesterday so he could attend the D-Day 70th anniversary ceremony…in France. When he found out that he was reported missing, the former Royal Navy officer called the staff back at the residence to let them know he was ok. He’s on his way back home now, with another story to impress the ladies with, of course.
Waking up to noise on a lazy Sunday morning is the worst. But that doesn’t mean you can do what this woman did: she heard a group of people running in a cancer fundraiser and was so angry that she threw green juice, frozen chicken, and cat poop at the runners from her window. See, all that effort would just wake me up more than just waiting ‘til they were gone.