#ThatsWEIRD July 5th, 2014…
An Oklahoma police department couldn’t afford to hire a new traffic officer, so it’s given the job to a CPR dummy. They’ve nicknamed him “Plastic Popo,” and he’s actually convincing enough to slow down speeders! And just because he’s plastic, it doesn’t mean his job is any less exciting – right now he’s waiting to get back to work after a drunk driver totaled his cruiser.
An attractive woman who dates younger men could be called a cougar. Elizabeth Highley, a 52 year old Florida woman, might also be called a cougar…but in the predator sense, not so much the hot older lady sense. When a 25-year-old man rejected her advances and refused to have sex with her, she took a hunting knife and chased him off her property. Obviously she took the phrase “I’m on the prowl” a bit too literally. But how could you say “no” to that face? :/
On Canada Day, a 74 year old Nova Scotia man was caught patrolling a lake, flashing his badge and confiscating people’s liquor. Off-duty police stopped him that afternoon. Imagine if this guy was your grandpa? Honestly, by the time you get to be 74, you’ve probably earned the right to pretend to be a cop and steal people’s alcohol.