Professional athletes really have to bust their butts these days!
Argentina’s Javier Mascherano became painfully aware of that fact yesterday: “I tore my arse on that move,” he said post-game. The move? He prevented a goal by tackling the Netherlands’ Arjen Robben.
Ouch. Talk about butthurt.
But the torn anus wasn’t entirely a bum deal for Mascherano: his impressive save helped Argentina defeat the Netherlands and move forward to the World Cup final.