A man calling himself “Pterodactyl” was arrested after a 30-minute chase through Legoland in Florida.
The man, real name Richard Campagna, had arrived to the park drunk and alone. Police were called. Rather than leave, he led them on a chase through the lazy river. Way more fun, obviously.
During the chase, “Pterodactyl” splashed an officer, which prompted one of them to taser him (to no avail). He was eventually arrested by a number of officers.
Only in Florida, eh?