Here’s your #ThatsWEIRD for July 19/14…
A 12-year-old Florida kid was arrested for stealing a school bus. Again! It’s his second time caught joyriding a big yellow bus; this time, he was pulled over for erratic driving. The kid just needs more practice! By the third time around, he’ll be driving like a pro!
When you’re not satisfied with your sex life, you have a couple options. Discuss it with your partner: hey, let’s have better/more sex. Good talk. Or you can do what this guy did – he emailed his wife a spreadsheet of every time she turned him down. It’s a performance review of their sex life! Based on the data compiled in the spreadsheet, I’m projecting…no sex ever again for this guy!
What’s on the barbie at your place? Pork chops? Burgers? Boring. What you really need is some gummy bear bratwurst. Oh yeah. The recipe started out as a joke, but now you can buy bratwurst sausages with real gummy bears inside. And the best part is, the ones in this photo have no MSG! They’re basically health food!