Here’s your #ThatsWEIRD for July 22nd, 2014…
Cameras like the GoPro put you right into the action – whether it’s a bungee jump, cute animals, your private parts…your private parts?! Yup, a company in China (where else) has invented the “Svakom Gaga” vibrator, a women’s sex toy with a built-in camera allowing the user to see INSIDE her lady bits. According to the company, the Gaga acts like a “gynecologist,” giving you not just a “better understanding and attention of your lover, but also making much fun for you.” Hey – if a visit to the gynecologist really gets your rocks off, I’m not gonna judge!
There’s a donut vandal on the loose! Several citizens of Hillsboro, Oregon – near Portland – have had their cars smeared with freshly purchased pastries during the night. The vandal’s arsenal so far? Maple bars, cinnamon donuts, and chocolate donuts with sprinkles, among others. Police believe the culprits to be area youth; Lt. Mike Rouches said “In my 25 years in police services, I have never investigated or seen a criminal mischief involving pastries.” If the donuts in Hillsboro are anything like the ones in Portland, this is an outrage indeed. What heartless brute would destroy such innocent, delicious donuts?!
Her outfit was a real steal! 27-year-old Danielle Saxton was arrested after she posted Facebook photos of herself wearing a stolen dress – a dress she shoplifted from an Illinois boutique earlier this month. Other clothing and jewelry was also missing from the store. Which just goes to show – it’s smart to keep great deals to yourself.