Here’s your #ThatsWEIRD for July 23rd, 2014…
I’ve heard that flashing some cleavage could get you out of a speeding ticket. For aggravated assault, though… it would have to be some pretty impressive cleavage? Cops found this 45-year-old Boca Raton, FL woman sleeping in her car wearing only lingerie. When they asked her to exit the vehicle, she refused and tried to run over one of the officers instead. She’s now in jail for obstructing an officer and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. We all know what she’s wearing under her orange jumpsuit.
Hey, that’s no baby…! Flight attendants know all your tricks and weird habits. And according to this article, one passenger habit happens to be breastfeeding pet cats! That’s one way to sneak your pet into the cabin; I guess it’s better than dressing it up like a hamburger?
Finally, the British will have their revenge! English man Colin Furze has built the biggest fart machine ever, and plans to use it to toot at France from Dover tomorrow (July 24th) at 6-7PM local time. The mechanism part is already finished; it’s made out of the same “engines [that] powered the Nazi V-1 bombs that terrified London during WW2″ which apparently sound “like a furious fart from hell.” But a fart machine on its own isn’t very artistic. That’s why Furze now plans to construct a giant butt around the machine before he actually fires it. Hmm…I wonder if Sir Mix-A-Lot has any old video props hanging around?