The Hamburglar may have gone to fast food heaven years ago, but this proves that his spirit is alive and well. Three guys in Bonita Beach, Florida broke into a hamburger joint after hours, wearing just their underwear. Two of them got completely naked once inside, and the trio walked out with 60 stolen hamburgers. Surveillance cameras caught the whole thing, but the burger thieves are still on the run. Something tells me they wouldn’t mind being taken away in a patty-wagon…get it? patty wagon?
If you’ve seen the movie Chucky, you know that dolls can be creepy. A California woman obviously didn’t get the memo because she began leaving porcelain dolls on little girls’ doorsteps – dolls that looked exactly like the actual human girl who lived in each house. When police caught up with her, she said she didn’t mean any harm, it was just a friendly gesture. Too late now, lady – these girls are scarred for life.
Bank robbers have a look – dressed all in black, probably wearing a balaclava…they’re incognito. Not this guy – a 68 year old man in Colorado drove his own car to a bank, robbed it, and took off – wearing a tshirt with his first name on it! But with a history of crimes like assault with a deadly weapon, DUI, hit and run, and more, he probably is on a first name basis with the cops.