Sharks are scary, sure. They’ve got sharp teeth and tend to sneak up when you’re least expecting it (at least, that’s what Jaws taught me).
But chances are, you won’t encounter a shark while you’re relaxing at home. They like oceans better. And – they kill less than one person every two years (on average) in the United States.
Which is why you should be WAY more afraid of these ordinary objects – things that statistically kill more humans per year than sharks do!
– Balloons (huh?)
– Vending Machines
Careful reaching in for that Caramilk bar.
You can see the full list HERE [via Mental Floss].