Cops in Durham County, England are searching for a man dressed as a penguin, who allegedly stole a case of beer from a neighbourhood grocery store. Citizens should be on the lookout for a man in a penguin suit who might be waddling – but don’t let that fool you, he’s either becoming one with the penguin character, or just really drunk.
A man in St. Petersburg was arrested for prowling after he was caught peeking into people’s windows. According to the police report, the 34 year old man then tried to fight a fire hydrant. Because that fire hydrant is obviously the source of all his problems in life.
Oh, Florida – the home of every insane and wonderful thing that happens south of the border. But let’s not forget Alaska: this week a Value Village in Anchorage had to be evacuated after a forklift punctured a can of bear spray and the spray went everywhere. Sorry Florida, you’re gonna have to step it up because this one’s going under “Only In Alaska.”