Yesterday, Canadians’ fears were confirmed: Burger King has agreed to buy Tim Hortons. And already, it looks like our beloved coffee n’ donuts chain…
…is changing. Nooooooo!
The evidence? THIS monstrosity:
It consists of a pull-apart yeast doughnut that’s dunked in Buffalo sauce and crusted with crushed-up chips. […] The corn-chip strips in the center are decorative, and the doughnut comes in mild and hot varieties — mild is “toned down” with Ranch dressing. It costs $2.
Ehhh…as a polite Canadian, I’m going to say no, thank you. How about a maple dip…?
Here’s to the good old days: