An 18-year-old kid in Pennsylvania was charged with disorderly conduct for waving a rubber phallus out of a back seat car window. Which just proves that when you’re riding in the back seat, nobody wants the D.
A man in Oregon was arrested for stealing electronics by hiding the items in his kilt. The kilt community, understandably, is outraged: “It gives kilts a bad name,” said the owner of a well-known kilt shop. Hey, don’t blame the kilt – blame the crook.
A 22-year-old man who calls himself the “Dark Lord” was arrested in Arizona for setting a bible on fire and peeing on it on the front steps of a mission. He was wearing a long black and red robe and a pentagram around his neck. When cops asked him why he did it, he replied, because I’m the “Dark Lord”. Hm…makes sense.