We’ve all had an ex that keeps calling and calling, well after the breakup. Just be thankful you didn’t break up with THIS guy. A man in France was sent to prison for calling and texting his ex girlfriend nearly 22 thousand times – more than 73 times every day! He says now, “It was stupid,” and plans to pursue a new career, perhaps incorporating his…“passion for writing”. He knows text messages don’t count, right?
Imagine you’re at a drive thru – what do you see? The car in front of you, a menu board to your left, a giant boa constrictor…wait, what?! Fast food customers in Illinois were shocked to see an almost 6-foot-long boa constrictor hanging out in a restaurant drive thru. Animal control came to get the snake, and he’s in good hands now. I will say, in the snake’s defence, a strict diet of mice probably earned him a cheat day.
It’s not easy being Superman. A guy in China found that out the hard way one night when he drunkenly broke into an apartment. The little girl who lived there spotted him, so to keep her from freaking out about the strange man in her living room, he told her he was Superman. Kids, though, they’re smart. She wanted him to prove it: by flying. Aha! Your move, drunk boy. He stripped down to his underwear, jumped out the 5th storey window…and ended up in the hospital with minor injuries. Later he said, “I know it doesn’t make sense, but it did to me when I was drunk.” I know that feel, bro. Hear, hear!