Pop Tarts are fantastic. They’re kinda addictive – you might even say they’re like crack. But they are definitely not actual crack. That’s…ridiculous. Not for this guy: a man in North Carolina was approached by an undercover cop who asked him for some crack. The guy went into his truck, crushed up the corner of a Pop Tart, put it in a bag, then came out and sold it to the officer. Turns out selling Pop Tarts will land you in even more trouble than selling real drugs: the man was charged with selling a counterfeit controlled substance, and on top of that, with creating it. Stay in school, kids.
Facebook is not just for young people anymore: nearly half of all seniors with internet access are now on Facebook. But because they haven’t quite mastered it yet, something hilarious keeps happening: when they type in “Grandma,” they accidentally tag the rapper Grandmaster Flash. Here’s one post:
Or this one:
For the sake of comedy, let’s hope they don’t figure it out anytime soon!
Imagine you’re a bank robber. I know, you’re probably not a bank robber but just pretend for a second. Your number one mission is: get in, get the money, get out, and don’t get caught. This guy in Jacksonville, Florida obviously didn’t get the memo: after stealing a 10,000 pound forklift, he drove it to a bank and tried to use the forklift to remove the ATM. Witnesses called the cops, but before they arrived the man took off…without any stolen cash. So much for the part about keeping a low profile.