I love horror.
I hate clowns.
Based on the above, I’m calling American Horror Story: Freakshow the best AND most horrible show on TV right now.
If you know me, you know that Pennywise from Steven King’s It scares the crap outta this chick:
But AHS‘s Twisty the Clown? He makes Pennywise look like Casper the Ghost.
Just LOOK at this creeper!
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
Since last Wednesday, I’ve had TWO nightmares about Twisty…and I NEVER have nightmares.
But I can be logical about this. Twisty is played by an actor, John Carroll Lynch, a real human man who is certainly not an actual clown.
There is no such thing as Twisty the Clown.
So if you’re like me and have some serious Twisty-related issues to work out, remembering that John Carroll Lynch has played other, less-scary roles over the years may help.
Of course, it may just make you never want to watch these movies again.
He was so nice in Fargo! Not scary at all. What a devoted husband, that Norm Gunderson.
Some serious shades of evil right there…just look at his eyes!
Yup, still terrified of Twisty the Clown.
Excuse me while I go look for my old teddy bear and night light…