He’s got a D, and he knows how to use it.
On a canvas, at least: Danish “c*ckpainter” Uwe Max Jensen recreated Kim Kardashian‘s famous butt photo from Paper magazine [NSFW images] — using only his penis.
“It is hard to do an entire canvas using only one’s ‘natural brush,'” Jensen told the Copenhagen Post. “If one is ill-equipped, it is difficult to reproduce the small details, but if one is well-endowed, it is easier to produce a better painting.”
He didn’t say which of the two categories he falls into, but the completed masterpiece measures approximately 12×16 inches.
Jensen says he was inspired by Andy Warhol and his focus on Marilyn Monroe: “I think Kim Kardashian is a sort of Marilyn Monroe of this decade.” “She has a very strong image and strong brand.”
The difference, he says, is that “Warhol used a mechanical technique, and I used an organic technique.”
Photos c/o Uwe Max Jensen.