“Do you still have a boyfriend Burke? I never see pictures of him on your Instagram!”
That’s something I’ve heard more than once!! He exists, but he’s the kinda guy who’s hiding on Instagram with a ridiculous username no one will ever find, sneakily keeping a watching eye on others (like me…to make sure I’m not posting anything about him!)
Well, here’s a group of guys he may understand!
To my handsome boyfriend who refuses to share his dashing good looks with the internet, I do appreciate the picture or two you’ve taken of me and my friends and my dinner plates here and there! And watch…now he’s going to be all weirded out a) I wrote a blog about him b) he’s going to think I’m asking for a proposal because the video is titled “Instagram Husbands.” Promise I’m not “babe” – a word we NEVER use, ask our friends. Ha ha.
OH, idea! Maybe I should try and talk him into giving advice on how to AVOID being an Instagram husband / boyfriend because he’s doing a really good job at avoiding Instagram altogether! He should tour.