You know how your friends will tag you in a picture or an article they’ve read that perhaps, reminds them, of YOU? Between Twitter and Facebook I think I’m at 4 or 5 tags on this one already and it’s getting more and more embarrassing every time, but it also made me laugh pretty hard! And, not to the point of you know, letting one go, if you were wondering…
27 year NASA study concludes women named Sarah fart the most
WASHINGTON, DC – In an attempt to determine if there’s a correlation between a persons name and the frequency of their flatulence, NASA finished a 27 year long study on the subject and determined women named Sarah [with an ‘h’] fart between 2-3 times more than everyone else.
“This is the most important study we’ve ever done,” states a researcher. “Although we’ve blown most of the money the agency receives over the years, it was well worth the 0.5% of the entire federal budget knowing such information. If you meet someone named Sarah, prepare for a fart storm.”
“This is ridiculous,” states another scientist named Sarah, coincidentally the ex-wife of the previous interviewee. “First of all, it was done by an all-male lab team. Secondly, they would just go in the break room, lock the doors, drink beers and laugh for 20 minutes every day. 27 years they wasted on this ‘study’.”
NOTE: the woman we interviewed named Sarah farted 14 times during her statement.
While I can’t confirm that this information is true based on solely my own data, this guy’s Canadian, maybe he will come on the show to talk about all of the uncomfortable conversations I’ve had as a result ha ha!