Hey, I’m filling in for Mark Cameron today so Bro-News gets the axe. Let’s call it BURKE news. Cool? Cool.
Making a (Cute) Fool of Your Child
When you’re a new parent, everything revolves around sleep! More sleep for the baby, less sleep for you. Sound about right? It becomes a tale of sleep when the baby sleeps. Unless you’re Laura Izumikawa…
This LA woman is a new mom and a photographer. There’s no nice way to say this, but she is taking advantage of her four-month old!! She dresses her up in all sorts of costumes, she has no idea, she sleeps soundly through her debut as Jon Snow from Game of Thrones, Pikachu, Beyoncé, an Olympic medalist, eleven from Stranger Things, Garth from Wayne’s World, Slash from GNR, so cute. But let me just say when that kid grows up she’s going to be PISSED like MOM how could you do that to me while I’m sleeping!?
Hey babygirl, let me take a pik at chu. #pokemon A photo posted by Laura Izumikawa (@lauraiz) on
Behind the shot: Anyone obsessed with #StrangerThings like I am?? If you haven’t seen it already, do yourself a favor and WATCH IT. Couldn’t believe we already had the perfect pink dress and Eggos at home for this #eleven look! | Joey went down in record time today. 1 minute! Must be all that mind-fighting with the demogorgon. A video posted by Laura Izumikawa (@lauraiz) on
What the best exercise for a swimmer? Pool-ups. #rio2016 A photo posted by Laura Izumikawa (@lauraiz) on
A Headline straight Out of The Walking Dead: “Three Dead After Crossbow Attack.”
Someone discharged a crossbow in Scarborough, near Toronto this week.
America has a gun problem. Canada might have a crossbow problem. I’d like to get some crossbow training from Darryl Dixon though!
Ryan Lochte Gets a Cough Drop Sponsorship Following His Rio Scandal
As if this loser got another sponsorship after his BIG FAT LIE!
Just days after losing all four of his major sponsors, Ryan Lochte has found a bit of redemption and signed a new endorsement deal with Pine Bros. Softish Cough Drops.
“Just as Pine Bros. is forgiving to your throat, the company asks the public for a little forgiveness for an American swimming legend,” the company said in a statement, according to NBC.
AdWeek reports Lochte will appear in both print and television ads for the brand, all of which will feature the tagline, “Pine Brothers Softish Throat Drops: Forgiving On Your Throat.” Lochte later took to Twitter to express his gratitude to the company for taking a chance on him.