Not going to lie I’m a thief…… Yeah I said it. I steal all the time. If memes could call the cops I’d be done.
“Judge, I’m guilty……. Guilty of wanting to make people smile”
In all honesty. I really cant remember ever stealing something from a store. I think I may have stolen a 5 cent candy from the store as a kid. But really I was always too nervous and didn’t wanna get caught. That and Im a horrible liar. To me those stealing and lying go hand in hand.
Oh wait.. This just in… I stole the last cookie from the break room yesterday.
Have you ever stolen something? Is there an interesting story behind it? Please share in the comments.;