I am NOT a fan of this type of country music. Dixie Chicks I can enjoy and even like, but this cheesy country rock does nothing for me. Last night, I caught a performance by Brad Paisley, at the Grammy Awards - this being the first time I've heard him play live or ever actually heard a full song of his. This song made me laugh out loud, it was so dumb.

Here are the lyrics:

Every time you take a sip

In this smoky atmosphere

You press that bottle to your lips

And I wish I was your beer

In the small there of your back

Your jeans are playing peekaboo

I'd like to see the other half of your butterfly tattoo.

Hey that gives me an idea

Let's get out of this bar

Drive out into the country

And find a place to park.

'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight

I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks

I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers

And I'd like to check you for ticks.

I know the perfect little path

Out in these woods I used to hunt

Don't worry babe I've got your back

And I've also got your front

Now, I'd hate to waste a night like this 

I'll keep you safe you wait and see

The only thing allowed to crawl all over you when we get there is me. 

You know every guy in here tonight

Would like to take you home

But I've got way more class than them

Babe that ain't what I want. 

'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight

I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks

I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers

And I'd like to check you for ticks.

You never know where one might be

There's lots of places that are hard to reach

I gotcha.