Wow...we didn't suck as bad as everyone thought! My Leafs beat the defending Stanley Cup Champions last night 3-2!! Can you f'n believe it?? In Detroit no less! On the night that the Detroit Red Wings raised their Stanley Cup banner and paraded around with the cup one last time, the underdog Maple Leafs did the unexpected...they won. Now I know what you're going to say, delusional Leaf fan...blah, blah, blah...but you heard it here first.

2008-09 Stanley Cup Champs - The Toronto Maple Leafs!  (Hey, it happened in the Love Guru!!)