OK, I'm sick of this. Baker the Freeloader guy and I have not shaved since the drop of the puck in this years NHL Playoffs. This game isn't any fun anymore. I'm hoping the Conference Finals only go 4 games each, then a sweep in the Stanley Cup final. Let's get this over with!

But I will not cave in and give Baker the satisfaction of beating me. I've never been the facial hair kind of guy, not really by choice, simply because puberty passed me by. This is the longest I've gone without shaving. I'll never complain about my lack of growth again.

Check out the latest update:

I think we look pretty ridiculous, but we're still doing better than Sidney Crosby.

(Doesn't he kinda look like Napolean Dynamite's Pedro?)

Although Scott Neidermayer shows us all how it's done sporting the epic soup strainer from last years finals.