I am completely Lost. Do you watch this show? I'm not really sure why I do, but I do. I would be hard pressed to give you the basics, even though I've been watching it since it started.

Basically Oceanic Flight 815 crashes into an island in the middle of nowhere...and I'm "lost" from there. Most Lost fans have a conspiracy theory for what's happening on the show. I can't even go that far.

I don't really understand why these people are so eager to get off the island anyways? They've got a doctor, they don't really seem to be struggling for food (right Hurley...) they're all having sex with each other (hope someone packed condoms), it doesn't seem like they ever have to shave and they're on an all inclusive island paradise!! Besides the gun-toting maniacs, it doesn't really seem like that bad of a place. The island even has special powers...cures cancer, Locke can walk, the sperm count of the men is five times what it is back home.

News this week that the next two seasons of Lost will be 17 hours each. Which means there will be 34 more hours of me going, "Huh?"

Do you watch this show? Do you know what the hell is going on? What's your conspiracy theory?