Yup…the guy from that company that has tires for Canadians! He was the bane of my existence for the 3 years he was on TV….so smug with his ugly sweaters, perfect beard and always having to ONE-UP his neighbours. Seriously, how would you like to have lived next to this guy?
Me: Hey (whatever his name is..my guess is Doug) I just bought a new lawnmower!
Doug: Well I bought a better one at C.T! It has 16 better features than yours and even does my kids’ homework..oh, and did I mention I paid less than you did too?
Me: (sfx of kicking him in the beard).
Yet..for some strange reason, I miss him too. Seriously, I barely know what products they have on special now…I never pay attention to their commercials…You ever watch something just to see how much you hate it? And I did…but always remembered the products. Annoying, smug, ugly…but bring him back….I need some ideas for Xmas!! (His also-smug, atv-riding, blow-up bed-assembling wife can stay away though..she adds nothing)