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Dear Shirtless Jack

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

I know it gets hot…and I know the temperature can creep up on us when we least expect it.  But does it ever really get sooooo hot you gotta walk the street with no shirt on?

Who are you?  Where did you come from?    Were you always planning on removing your shirt before you left the house or is it a last minute decision as you cross the street?

I mean..is that thin piece of cotton really causing you so much discomfort that if you don’t take it off right this minute, you’ll overheat and shut down?

The beach? Okay.

Your backyard? Yup I do it too.

The corner of King & Wellington?   Stop it..now…NOW!

That’s why God (or Tommy Hilfiger) invented Tank-tops and sleeveless shirts.

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