This is a Public Service Announcement for your safety (and the safety of those around you)!
Fall is here....trees are shedding their leaves...I beg you PLEASE stay away from the colourful metal ones during this dangerous season. 'Cause I promise when those leaves fall...It's gonna leave a mark!
BTW..the city may have to hire someone with a GINORMOUS METAL RAKE to clean those suckers up before they plug the sewers and cause city-wide anarchy! Know anyone? Don't say Sideshow Bob...we ALL know how handy he is with rakes!