Yeah..You!  

The guy picking his nose...the girl adjusting her undergarments...the kid who just did a faceplant skateboarding..the man who just did a faceplant walking..the woman who dropped a cookie on the street and ate it...the creep who just 'copped a feel' from a coworker..the idiot going the wrong way down a one way street...the chick wearing the outfit that's tighter than a 2nd skin on a sausage..the woman with the low-cut top (I'm watching you longer)..the 2 guys walking together wearing the same shirt..the embarassed person whose umbrella keeps turning inside out in the wind...the man chasing his hat down the street...the punk who just spit on the sidewalk..the woman whose grocery bags just spilled all over the steps...the smoker who just got hit by the door 'cause he's standing right next to it (seriously..5 more steps and you're clear)...the worker tending the flowergarden with plumber's butt...the guy suddenly and very frantically swatting at a bee that no one else can see...the woman who just spit up milk after it went down the wrong pipe...the person underdressed for the cold...the white-boy overdressed for the heat..the "i'm gonna pretend like i'm not drunk" drunk guy stumbling down the street at 10am..

Remember, downtown buildings have windows..and someone (like me) is ALWAYS watching!