I've always wanted to yell that.  Seriously, there are sooooo many cool things people in movies or tv shows get to do that I wish I could do in real life!  

Here's my wishlist:

1.  THROWING A TABLE - While sitting at a table, get so suddenly enraged you stand up and lift it clear off the ground and tumble it over in anger!                            

2.  CLEAR OFF A DESK - Like when you and your boss are having a heated arguement, you suddenly and silently look at him straight in the eye and sweep all the crap off his desk and storm out!

3.  THROW SOMEONE ELSE THRU A TABLE  - B.A. Baracus did it in every episode of the A-Team (even when they were fighting in a boathouse).

4.  YELL "STOP THE PRESSES" - I probably won't ever work for a Newspaper...but maybe if I worked for a T-shirt company I could yell it if we screwed up a catchy slogan like "It ain't gonna stuck itself".

5.  SHOOT A LOCK OPEN - Holy Schnikies! The bad guy locked the door..I can't get through...luckily I have a pistol in the holster (and a few shots of Tequila in my system) and blast my way through!  Take THAT Weiser!  (Please don't drink and shoot..unless you're John McClane).

6. JUMP OFF A CLIFF - Into a (hopefully) deep and luke warm body of water..naturally I must flail my arms and legs the entire drop and purposely wait a while before surfacing..cause when I finally do...the hot chick will be so relieved I'm alive (and impressed by my dangerousness) we will IMMEDIATELY enjoy a Hearty Hibbity-Dibbity on the nearby rocks.

 What do you wish you could do that you only see in the movies?