The website stupid.com has compiled a list of the Stupidest Xmas Gifts/Stocking Stuffers....this list is awesome...and I'm proud to say I actually received the slingshot monkey just last year (thanx dad).   This year..I'm askng for the Yodeling Pickle!!

Mistletoe To Go - In the mood for love but on the go? This faux mistletoe comes with a suction cup that attaches to your forehead.

The Hillary Nutcracker - self explanatory.

Slingshot Monkey - a stuffed monkey dressed like a superhero that flies up to 50 feet and screams along the way.

Uncle Oinker's Gummy Bacon Candy - One of America's favorite smoked-meat product has been reproduced as a candy. 

Inflatable Moosehead - No need to go through the expense and trouble of tracking down a moose and shooting it dead when you can simply buy an inflatable moose head for the trophy wall.

Electronic Yodeling Pickle - A 6-1/2" plastic pickle with a high-tech interior that belts out a yodel reminiscent of the Swiss Alps.

Poo-lar Bear Candy - It's a plastic polar bear that poops out  tasty treats.

Get Off the Phone Excuse Machine - If you have trouble getting off the phone from some people, Press a button for "Whoops, there's the door" or "I can't hear you, you're breaking up," and you can get off the hook.

USB dancer - This bikini-wearing dancer plugs into your computer's USB port and audio port and when sound plays on your system, she dances and gyrates around the pole.

What's the stupidest gift you've ever received?