well..not so much me as my pants.  Yes my pants are broken...2 pairs in fact....1 pair of jeans missing a belt loop n' a pair missing a button.....easy to fix...small sew job...i DO know how to sew....but i won't fix 'em....i'll just keep wearing them the way they are.....i judge how broken things are by how much of a pain in the ass they are to fix.

1 busted belt loop....that's a god 1/2 hour sew job..but no one really notices the missing loop and my pants dont fall off...therefore i won't fix them...(same as button)

if the fly busted...well that would require a fix...not by me mind you...by someone i know who can actually sew properly (i'm good for patchwork only) or one of them places in the mall...busted fly requires fixing.

Missing button on a shirt?  that's a toughie...it's noticeable, but can i get away with it?    most would say "no"...but i've defied the odds before and am willing to try it again.

Hell I own a shirt i burnt on an ironing board....nothing a little rolling up of the sleeves won't take care of.

what's the point here?   that i am lazy?  Yup pretty much.