Wanna impress your friends? Here's a recipe for fun with Clementines (and ONLY clementines....you know how I feel about Oranges)
First you need 1 clementine (but you might have to buy a whole box, it's okay, you'll need to practise)
Hold it in one hand, putting your thumb on the broken off stem portion and your forefinger on the other end. Slowly peel a strip about 1/2 inch wide completely around the clementine, so you only have 2 circles of rind surrounding the ends where your thumb and forefinger are.

Then, carefully pull back those rinds (don't break the rind) to reverse "pop" them inside out

and VOILA...you have made your very own STAR WARS CLEMENTINE TIE-FIGHTER!
It should look a lil' something like this:

Now play away....and make sure to show everyone you know...(the effect is enhanced if you make cool tie-fighter sound effects and pretend to fly it at them in an attacking motion)
best part is...if anyone makes fun of you...you have a formidable weapon in the form of squirting citric acid in their eye!
Keep practising...you'll only get better...and surprisingly you may find yourself doing it everytime you eat a clementine...
I do..and everyone at FM96 hates me for it.
Stay tuned to Baker's Blog for more FUN WITH FRUIT...