This SUX!

I'm getting sick n' tired of the shagginess..the food in my mustache...the giggles from strangers and the disgusted looks by hawt women.    I know I'm losing...but I WON'T GIVE UP!  Even if I lose..I went down swingin....Truth is, I thought Chris McLeod would've given up by now...damn him!    I've only got a few weeks left to convince him to shave...and the conference finals are moving quickly...as much as I wanna shave and get a haircut....I DO NOT want to shave my head.

VOTE FOR ME!  Trust me, it'll be funnier if McLeod has to shave his head..it will!