I don't sweat much.   I'm glad.   I'm told it's not healthy to not sweat, and it's not that I don't sweat....just not very much.  I NEVER get pit stains, and even when I play hockey or baseball I don't sweat much.  You could argue that perhaps I'm not working hard enough...and you'd probably be right.

There are many different kinds of sweaters (not shirts, people who sweat).

There's the Clean-Sweaters:  One of my best friends sweats A LOT...like seriously, 8:30am he's sweaty...however he never stinks.  Weird.   You can see it on his shirt, yet I've never smelled B.O on him...and I have a very acute sense of smell.

There's the Smelly-Sweaters:   These are people who visibly sweat a lot...and stink like it too.  I know it's not their fault that they sweat...but c'mon!  There are many ways to make sure you don't stink....deoderant, change of clothing, body sprays, more than 1 shower a week etc.

There's the HAWT-Sweaters: see pic below.

There's the Baloney-Smugglers:   They look completely inconspicuous....yet once they raise their arms...HELLO PIT STAINS!   Unfortunately these people may not be aware that they are smuggling balonies...and everyone is too polite to tell them.  Even celebrities...

FInally there's the case of people who don't visibly sweat, yet still reek like B.O:  Every office has one...and yet no one will them.  Not even their spouses apparantly.   Seriously, I do not understand how you can be married or in a relationship and have B.O.   If your spouse is too afraid to tell you, you've got problems.   What's worse is that they infect every room they enter with their stink....and it lingers.....for hours sometimes.    

I have a few idiosynchrocies...and body odour is one of them.  I know I don't stink...I actually check SEVERAL times a day to ensure that I don't....and if I detect the slightest hint that I might be.....I have a plethora of products wherever I am to nip it in the bud.    

Call it vanity...but you'll never call me Stinky-Pants Maghee!

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