I'm sure this will shock you. I'm a terrible cook. See I knew you would be taken a back. I keep my eating pretty simple. So lunch each day usually consists of some sort of sandwich, an apple and what else I have that i can take with me.

It's the wrapping of the sandwich that gets me everytime. I have more problems with stupid Saran Wrap than anything else. Even though they have the little part left over so you don't lose the end I always seem the end then have to spent five minutes trying to find it again. Then after I do that I always have a fun time actually wrapping the sandwich. I seem to never be able to get it fully wrapped. The ends always aren't covered enough for me. During this process I say many many bad words.

Really can't they make it moron proof to help people like me out? As I was writing this I realized they did. Zip lock bags are the solution. The only problem is that us morons have to figure it out. So with me that's obviously taken a while.