Help Taz Stop Global Warming Sign the Petition!

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Global Warming needs to be stopped, and best way to reach this goal is by reducing the release of gasses into the atmosphere. Most notably the Methane that is produced by human flatus.



We the undersigned agree that to reduce and eventually totally eliminate this problem an immediate ban needs to be placed on the intentional release of these gasses.

Any person or persons who purposely takes part in the act of flatus must face heavy fines or jail time.



Government taxes on products such as beans, broccoli, draft beer and hot wings should be increased profoundly to aid in the transition.



Sincerely,

The Undersigned.





Click below to comment or sign! I will be sending all of the signatures to Mr. Kyoto!



TAZ

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