Sarah's Rules of the "Celebrity Exception"

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

So this morning Taz and I were talking about the concept of Celebrity Exceptions. These are the one celebrity that if given the opportunity to sleep with&your spouse would have to give you permission.



In talking this through I decided that some rules should apply to the exception process to avoid confusion and possible divorce&if the chance ever came up to make the sweet sweet love to your favorite celebrity&.which lets face it is&unlikely



But filing this one under the you NEVER know category&here are some rules and guidelines to follow



1) You must declare your celebrity exception OUT LOUD to your spouse



2) You are only allowed one celebrity exception at a time



3) You must allow 48 hours notice to change said exception to someone else (this cancels the possibility of running into a random celebrity at a bar and just acting on it)



4) The exception must be a known celebrity and the actual person&NO look-alikes or impersonators allowed!!



5) And finally you have to approve the celebrity exception of your spouse no matter what&its their exception&you get to have your own&so if theirs it Bea Arthur&its creepy&. but you have to let it go





Hope this clarifies things





Sarah Kelly

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